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// Item pickups... not very populated here.
GOTBFG2704 = "You swiped the prototype BFG2704! And those nerds in R&D thought a glass wall would stop you...";

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// Miscallenous/environment obits
OB_FALLING = "%o butted heads with gravity.";
OB_CRUSH = "%o was flattened.";
OB_WATER = "%o swam like a brick."; // Psychic
OB_AIRSTRIKE = "%o couldn't hide from an airstrike.";

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// Weapon obits
OB_ADMIN = "%o was taught discipline by %k.";
OB_ARTILLERYCANNON = "%o was demolished by %k's artillery cannon.";
OB_BERSERK = "\cG%o \cGgot %p shit punched the FUCK out by %k.";
OB_BERSERKLIGHTING = "%o got fried by %k's Berserk Lightning of rage!";
OB_BFG2704 = "%o was recognized posthumously by the UAC for %p contributions to %k's unauthorized BFG 2704 testing.";
OB_BOMBPACK = "%o \cIwas wiped off the face of Earth by %k.";
OB_DOUBLESHOTGUN = "%o was splattered by %k's double shotgun.";
OB_CHAINSAW = "%o was shredded down by %k's chainsaw.";
OB_CHAINSAW_ALT = "%o\cG was mutilated to bits by %k\cG's thrown chainsaw!";
OB_CHEMICALS = "%o chokes in %k's chemicals.";
OB_CHEMSPRAYER = "%o was poisoned by %k's chemical sprayer.";
OB_CHEMSPRAYER_GRENADE = "%o was mutated by %k's chemical grenade.";
OB_CRYOBOW = "\cN%k \cNjust sent %o \cNback to the ice age.";
OB_FIREDECAY = "%o burns in %k's firestorm.";
OB_FIST = "%o was knocked out hard by %k.";
OB_FLAMER = "%o was reduced to ashes by %k's flamethrower.";
OB_FLAMER_GRENADE = "%o was set ablaze by %k's phosphorus grenade.";
OB_GATLING = "%o was drilled by %k's gatling gun.";
OB_GAUSS = "%o had %p torso busted by %k's gauss rifle.";
OB_GRENADE = "%o gulped down %k's grenade.";
OB_GRENADE_ALT = "%o tripped over %k's grenade.";
OB_IONCANNON = "%o was obliterated by %k's \chIon Cannon.";
OB_IRONCURTAINLIGHTING = "%o got fried by %k's Iron Curtain Lightning!";
OB_LASERCHAINGUN = "%o was incinerated by %k's laser chaingun.";
OB_LASERRIFLE = "%o was burned by %k's laser rifle.";
OB_KAMIKAZE = "%k make %o go boom!";
OB_KARASAWA = "%o was fried by %k's karasawa.";
OB_KNIFE = "%o \cKwas cut up by %k!";
OB_MACHINEGUN = "%o was perforated by %k's machinegun.";
OB_MINIRAVEN_RED = "%o was pecked by a \cgRed\c- mini-Raven.";
OB_MINIRAVEN_BLUE = "%o was pecked by a \chBlue\c- mini-Raven.";
OB_MISSILELAUNCHER = "%o was blown out of %p boots by %k's missile.";
OB_MINE = "%o tripped over a proxy mine.";
OB_MINEBARREL = "%o was mined down into the ground by %k.";
OB_NUKE = "%o was disintegrated by %k's \cgNuclear Strike.";
OB_OBELISK_BLUE = "%o couldn't hide from the \chBlue Obelisk\c-.";
OB_OBELISK_RED = "%o couldn't hide from the \cgRed Obelisk\c-.";
OB_PLASMARIFLE = "%o was melted to a slab by %k's plasma gun.";
OB_PLASMACANNON_RED = "%o was annihilated by %k's \caplasma cannon.";
OB_PLASMACANNON_BLUE = "%o was annihilated by %k's \cnplasma cannon.";
OB_PLASMACANNON_ALT_RED = "%o couldn't escape %k's \caplasma cannon.";
OB_PLASMACANNON_ALT_BLUE = "%o couldn't escape %k's \cnplasma cannon.";
OB_RATLIGHTING = "%o got fried by %k's Rat Lightning of Disease!";
OB_REVOLVER = "%o was executed Western-style by %k.";
OB_REMOTEC4 = "%o couldn't spot %k's Remote C4.";
OB_RIFLE = "%o was crippled by %k's rifle.";
OB_RIFLEGRENADE = "%o was popped by %k's rifle grenade.";
OB_SEEKERMISSILE = "%o was sought and destroyed by %k's seeker missile.";
OB_SHOCKRIFLE = "%o was overloaded by %k's shock rifle.";
OB_SHOTGUN = "%o was smacked by %k's shotgun.";
OB_SNIPER = "%o found %k's bullet in %p head.";
OB_SUBBY = "%o was whittled down by %k's sub-machinegun.";
OB_FRAGGRENADE = "%o was blown to pieces by %k's frag grenade.";
OB_FRAGGRENADESHRAPNEL = "%o was finished off by %k's frag grenade shrapnel.";
OB_FRAGGRENADESPECIAL = "%o somehow didn't notice that %k was cooking a grenade.";
OB_FLASHBANG = "%o was blinded to death by %k's flashbang.";
OB_TIBAUTORIFLE = "%o was skewered by %k's tiberium autorifle.";
OB_TIBAUTORIFLEEXPLOSION = "%o was mutated by %k's tiberium autorifle.";
OB_COMBAUTORIFLE = "%o was ignited by %k's combustion autorifle.";
OB_COMBAUTORIFLEEXPLOSION = "%o was set ablaze by %k's combustion autorifle.";
OB_QUAD_SHOTGUN = "%o was blown 4 new holes by %k's quad shotgun.";
OB_NAILMACHINEGUN = "%o was nailed by %k.";
OB_LIGHTSABRE = "%o was defeated by the FORCE of %k 's Lightsabre! %k is becoming a true JEDI!"; 
OB_STEALTHPISTOL = "%o was assassinated by %k's stealth pistol";
OB_STEALTHGAUSS = "%o's body wasn't able to be identified after being shot by %k's stealth gauss rifle.";

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// Mech obits
OB_ORCA = "%o was pinned down by %k's Orca.";
OB_RAVEN = "%o was pecked by %k's Raven.";
OB_MADCAT = "%o was shocked out by %k's Mad Cat.";
OB_TITAN = "%o was crushed by %k's Titan.";
OB_JUGGERNAUT = "%o was ground to bits by %k's Juggernaut MKII.";
OB_TORTOISE = "%o couldn't crack the shell of %k's Tortoise.";

OB_MECHJUNK = "%o was caught playing with %k's junk!";
OB_MECHEXPLOSION = "%o chose the wrong day to inspect %k's mech.";

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// AI marine obits
OB_MARINE_ROCKET_BLUE = "%o was blown out of %p boots by a \chBlue marine's\c- missile.";
OB_MARINE_ROCKET_RED = "%o was blown out of %p boots by \cgRed marine's\c- missile.";
OB_MARINE_SSG_BLUE = "%o was splattered by a \chBlue marine's\c- double shotgun.";
OB_MARINE_SSG_RED = "%o was splattered by a \cgRed marine's\c- double shotgun.";
OB_MARINE_TIBRIFLE_BLUE = "%o was skewered by a \chBlue marine's\c- tiberium autorifle.";
OB_MARINE_TIBRIFLE_RED = "%o was skewered by a \cgRed marine's\c- tiberium autorifle.";
